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She rode with the Dothraki and grew accustomed to being fucked by stallions, so now no man can fill her.

Le perle che uno si ritrova sotto gli occhi a leggere A Dance with Dragons.

It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid description of an ax entering a skull, and nobody will say a word in protest. But if you write a similarly detailed description of a penis entering a vagina, you get letters from people saying they’ll never read you again. What the hell? Penises entering vaginas bring a lot more joy into the world than axes entering skulls.

Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)

And also killing every character seems to bring a lot of joy into YOUR world, Mr. Martin.

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When you play the game of thrones you die or you die, there’s no middle die.

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Amore, tragedia. Ho le dita troppo corte e non riesco a raggiungere la nutella oltre un certo punto del barattolo.

mia confessione a moroso in un momento di panico

El! Iù! Vì! Madàna!

Dante Alighieri (Inferno, canto I)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

René Descartes

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

Lemony Snicket (via the-endisnigh)

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La mortazza fa schifo.


Bam! Pregnant!


Oh… you touch my tralala.
Mmmh… my ding ding dong.


[ Amuri miu, a vita è n’estate

lassa stari i corvi lassù,

ca nun c’è Dio, ma c’è un cantu di streghe

e n’tu lettu c’è un diamante che ho nascostu

e u poi pigghiari sulu tu. ]

Mannarino - La strega e il diamante